Obama’s Joke of a Jobs Plan Fails In Congress (Miserably)

Posted on October 3, 2011 by



Obama’s cute lil’ jobs plan wasn’t a huge hit in Congress. I guess it was a real shame the Democratic party spent all that advertising money on such a stupid plan. When I read the plan I thought a socialistic Afghan hound wrote the bill, sure enough a socialistic Afghan hound did write the bill! (hahaha I know… I just had to choose Afghan hound. Trust me it’s not racist. Afghan hounds are known to be incredibly stupid. This has nothing to do with Obama being Muslim, it has everything to do with Obama being a dumb-ass).

I am happy that our Congress does have somewhat of a good sense for good laws. Congress wasn’t very impressed with the bill at all. I thought what was silliest though about this bill was that the Dems and Obama put so much money into advertising the bill to the people… but I guess his message of, “Contact your congressman today!”, didn’t work because none of those congressman seemed “into” his bill! I’d rather sleep with an Afghan hound then have that bill passed….

“At this point I think that Washington has become so dysfunctional that we’ve got to start focusing on the incremental progress we can make,”  “Both sides want to do the big, bold things — the problem is they look vastly different.” -Both quotes from Sir Eric Cantor

Sir Eric Cantor is very right! Obama is trying too damn hard to impress everyone with these shiny advertisements and big (but good sounding) words. He doesn’t even care about creating a law that’d actually help our country and our people, is all that Afghan hound cares about is winning in 2012! And gosh darn-it… He better not win!

“If there are aspects of the bill that they (Republicans) don’t like, they should tell us what it is they are not willing to go for, they should tell us what it is they are prepared to see move forward,” -Afghan Hound told reporters.

Okay Obama… here’s my very expertise opinion on your bill. It’s horse poo and I want it out of here right now so you can quit turning this beautiful nation into a socialistic hell hole!

There is a little bit the GOP is willing to do to work with Obama… that is that the

House would pass one element of Obama’s jobs package this month: a provision that allows government contractors to collect all the money that is due to them, rather than having 3 percent automatically withheld for taxes.

That would cost about $14 billion over 10 years — a tiny fraction of the entire jobs bill, which is centered around a payroll tax cut, infrastructure spending and aid to cash-strapped state and local governments.

Republicans also will work with Obama to pass long-stalled trade agreements, Cantor said. One central element of the package, which would extend a payroll tax cut for businesses and workers, is “part of the discussion,” Cantor said, but he declined to say whether he would bring it up for a vote.

I guess I could somewhat agree with Cantor and the GOP… but lets not lead the Afghan hound on. I don’t want him to think he put anything good in that bill… we need to tune his ego down a few notches.

Obama got told today by our Congress. They told him straight up that his bill sucks and only some little bits and pieces satisfy us. You can tell that our Congress didn’t approve of this bill by what Cantor said when asked if he thought the bill as a complete package was dead… he said “yes.”


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