Pelosi… “The Princess” On Crack

Posted on November 14, 2011 by



“I’m too old to be a princess,” Pelosi, who is 71, told POLITICO in an interview — the first time she’s responded to Cain’s “princess” comment from last week at a GOP debate.

“Is there an inference to be drawn that there was some divine right to my becoming a leader of the Democrats? Is there some inference to be drawn that it wasn’t because of hard work and strength and strategic thinking about power? I don’t know what the inference to be drawn is.”

Pelosi added: “But you know what? I’m more concerned about what his policies are and what that says about his addressing the concerns of the American people. I was more concerned when he said for people out of work, it’s their own fault.”

Cain made the comment in response to a question during a Republican debate last week. In response to a question on health care policy, Cain complained that Pelosi, who was speaker during the 111th Congress, would not move forward with legislation sponsored by Rep. Tom Price (R-Ga.).

“We didn’t hear about it in the previous Congress because Princess Nancy sent it to committee and it stayed there,” Cain said during Wednesday’s debate. -Politico Story

I totally disagree with Cain about what he said. He is completely wrong. You tell me, how many of the princesses do you know that do CRACK?!?!?! That’s right not many… If you want her to fit under a Disney type persona maybe put her in Beauty and the Beast and label her the Beast with wrinkles. She is the farthest thing from a princess… If anything maybe something you’d see from either “Human Centipede” OR “Harry Potter”. Enough about her atrocious looks… the thing about her that DEFINITELY excludes her from the princess list is most princesses don’t piss me off. I despise Pelosi. Her voice, her face, her eyes AND HER POLICIES! She bitches and cries about how Cains policies concern her, well her policies are what concern me.

She thinks with her ass, not her head.

Cain does make a good point though…

“I remember when Speaker Pelosi called me and the tea party people ‘Astroturf.’ I don’t remember anybody asking about that story,” the New York Times reported.

Before I continue my rant and rave about the Princess, I’d just like to point out that Cain is an idiot for pointing this out. It’s true, but not a surprise. The liberal media (SPECIFICALLY THE PRINTING MEDIA) wouldn’t dare mention the Princess’ smart-ass and rude comments. Just like the liberal media never covered anything about how he became the leader of a gigantic network which dealt with drug-smuggling, laundering of drug-money and corruption in general (but the media did make a huge deal about catching George W Bush doing cocaine!!! PS I am not justifying what Bush supposedly did…). Oh yeah he also supposedly sexually abused MULTIPLE young girls and supposedly raped a woman as well. But hey, he sure did get pressed hard when he got head in the Oval office by nasty Monica Lewinsky (even Monica is better then Hilary… that really says something about you Hilary)… YUCKY, YUCKY, YUCKY!!!!!


In the children’s game ‘Bridge Troll’, there is a troll character which paces back and forth on and guards a bridge. The troll decides who is allowed to cross the bridge and who is not. He also determines who he may just eat instead. The depiction of the troll is a reference to the old Norwegian fairy tale Three Billy Goats Gruff.

In Washington D.C. these days there is a similar story with a different kind of troll. In this one, Nancy Pelosi guards the swamp, which she once claimed that she was going to drain, and determines who is allowed to stay in it and who must go. Unlike the children’s game though, it is much easier to figure out which decisions Pelosi is going to make. Basically according to Pelosi, if you are a Democrat then you are allowed to stay in the swamp and if you are a Republican then you must go.

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